Dear TNY, “Coconut Flan” is…bad…

Dear TNY, I missed it by one day, but that was because…I don’t even fucking know, to tell you the truth, gaps in the goddamn memory, I guess.  I’m here now with “Amarillo Boulevard” and it’s not worth anyone’s time…

Dear TNY, today is motherfucking Monday and I’m on it, baby!  And by it, I mean “Unreasonable”…

Dear TNY, I’m late again, for reasons I’ll get into, but I did finally get around to “The Pool”…

Dear TNY, motivation is probably at an all time low, but I did check out “Voyagers!”

Dear TNY, “Project” is some real self-important bullshit…

Dear TNY, like a half-tamed farm dog, you have arrived on my porch this afternoon with “Something Has Come to Light” and what a fetid carcass it is…

Dear TNY, I’m late because I was busy, but I’m on a train and have wrapped up “The Corn Woman, Her Husband, and Their Child”…

Dear TNY, just quit reading the chode that is “An Unashamed Proposal” at around a thousand words…

Dear TNY, I’m on time for once (at the time of typing (not publishing because I didn’t have enough time!)).  And “The Bridge Stood Fast” just passed before my eyes…

Dear TNY, I won’t spend too long on “The Chartruese” which is what you shat out…

Dear TNY, another week in the books and “Natural History” is what offered…

Dear TNY, fuck “The Silence” and fuck you…

Dear TNY, I tried “Jubilee” and hard pass…

Dear TNY, it’s the fiction issue again (as with every year of the past eight, YUCK is how I feel so far about fiction issues); “The Comedian” is the story I started with…

Dear TNY, “Happy Days” is unacceptable…

Dear TNY, “Any Human Heart” is a straight-up cumstain…

Dear TNY, I know, I know.  I’m late…

Dear TNY, I couldn’t with “Elias”…

Dear TNY, I’m on time again, having just read “Love of My Days”, and it’s fucking beautiful…