Dear TNY, fuck “The Silence” and fuck you…

Dear TNY, I tried “Jubilee” and hard pass…

Dear TNY, it’s the fiction issue again (as with every year of the past eight, YUCK is how I feel so far about fiction issues); “The Comedian” is the story I started with…

Dear TNY, “Happy Days” is unacceptable…

Dear TNY, “Any Human Heart” is a straight-up cumstain…

Dear TNY, I know, I know.  I’m late…

Dear TNY, I couldn’t with “Elias”…

Dear TNY, I’m on time again, having just read “Love of My Days”, and it’s fucking beautiful…

Dear TNY, it’s been two weeks and a lot has happened, and here I sit with you after reading “Fairy Pools”…

Dear TNY, “Travesty” is a real fucking…wait for it…a little longer…travesty…

Dear TNY, late again, I know.  I’m sorry.  I just wrapped up “Nocturnal Creatures”…

Dear TNY, I’m late again, with reason (no further elucidation), and I just finished “Tortoiseshell” and I don’t give a fuck…

Dear TNY, I’m on time and “Jenny Annie Fanny Addie” has got me fired up to talk…

Dear TNY, I’m late again (too old to be pregnant, so don’t fret), which seems to be a theme these days, but I just completed “From, To”…

Dear TNY, you published “Marsielle” on a Sunday instead of your traditional Monday, and I’m here for it…

Dear TNY, late again, it seems, and “Hatagaya Lore” is the trash I just waded through…

Dear TNY, I’m sitting in a very familiar spot in a very well-known (to me) coffee shop in Fruita, Colorado, having just finished “The Frenzy”…

Dear TNY, “Techniques and Idiosyncrasies” is today’s bumf…

Dear TNY, “Five Bridges” is…not very good…

Dear TNY, I’m one day late and writing to you from the laundromat in Fruita, CO, having just finished a 3000+ mile roadtrip and I just read “Keuka Lake”…