Dear TNY, our organic spaceship has revolved a few more time while sailing around its flat, elliptical path around ol’ Sol, bringing us to another Monday where I finished your installment titled “The Time Being”…

Dear TNY, it’s Tuesday and I finally got to “Hostel”…

Dear TNY, another Monday has come around and I just finished up “The Spit of Him”…

Dear TNY, I was glad to have last week off and this week hath brought us “On the Night of the Khatam”…

Dear TNY, time is a peregrine falcon deeply diving (maximum speed of 240mph, sweet baby Jesus!) and I just finished “That Girl”…

Dear TNY, I read “Life with Spider”…

Dear TNY, a day late, but here I am with my response to “Poor Houdini”…

Dear TNY, here we are midway through January, and I just cruised through “Chance the Cat”…

Dear TNY, first story of the year is “The Beach House”…

Dear TNY, well, I don’t know what to say…

Dear TNY, it’s Tuesday because I took Christmas off and I just finished “Crown Heights North”…

Dear TNY, fuck your fuckass story “The Good Denis” with an elephant cock inflated by elephantiasis…

Dear TNY, “Keats at Twenty-Four” is crap…

Dear TNY, what a week of interiority and the examination of one’s own self-centered bullshit (turns out, we are all embarrassing sacks of doo-dungus), and here we sit looking at “Incoming”…

Dear TNY, Jesus Assfucking Christ is “Beauty Contest” terrible…

Dear TNY, it’s Tuesday.  And the reason I’m writing you on a Tuesday was not, in fact, my new busy interesting life, but is, instead, because I saw that your new story “According to Alice” was written by AI.

Dear TNY, another Monday and I’m plowing through another story; this one being “Our Time is Up”…

Dear TNY, it’s the end of October, which is astonishing, and I just finished up with “The Ghosts of Gloria Lara”…

Dear TNY, I’m writing this shit on a Monday (recently that’s been more difficult to accomplish) and the story you gave me was “Upstate”…

Dear TNY, it’s not Monday and I just got to “I Am Pizza Rat”…