Dear TNY, “The Depletion Prompts”. What a puzzling thing…

Dear TNY, what an abortion “The Umbrella” is…

Dear TNY, “Not Here You Don’t” for this Monday’s reading pleasure. What to say, what to say…

Dear TNY, Monday. “The Ghost Birds”. Who gives a fuck…

Dear TNY, “Red Pyramid” is this Monday’s offering and it’s so so…

Dear TNY, “Desire” is a pile of shite…

Dear TNY, today is a Monday in which there is much shit to do on my end, so I got a jump on “Yente”…

Dear TNY, fuck “The Monkey Who Speaks” and fuck you for publishing it…

Dear TNY,

Did we not discuss how academia is trash and unrelatable for most people and also mega fucking boring, and yet you have brought us “Pnin Gives a Party”?

Dear TNY, I’m in OKC this morning and I just finished “The Mom of Bold Action”…

Dear TNY, a big old “fuck you” to “The Iceman”…

Dear TNY, so I’m on my own again, currently ass-in-chair in Chattanooga, TN, and I just finished skimming “Selection Week”…

Dear TNY, it is the end of my summer trip and I just read “Superstition” from a hotel room in Atlanta…

Dear TNY, fuck my face are your magazine’s pages wasted with the horsecockery of “Coda”…

Dear TNY, you’re back after two weeks and you brought us “The Theresa Job”…

Dear TNY, so I’m writing this first paragraph after reading the first paragraph of your published version of “Young Girls”…

Dear TNY, swing and a miss with “Satellites”…

Dear TNY, another year, another fiction issue. I started with “Unread Messages”…

Dear TNY, “My Apology” is fit to sit alongside your usual “we’re so fucking clever” literature that fails to actually be literature…

Dear TNY, spoiler alert: No one fucking cares about “Offside Constantly”…