Dear TNY, “Foster”. Who. Fucking. Cares.

Dear TNY, “Before the Valley” typifies modern TNY style…

Dear TNY, it’s official: my summer cross-country adventure has begun and the first offering of the trip is “A, S, D, F”.

Dear TNY, “The Party” is a fucking triumph…

Dear TNY, it’s a beautiful day in May and you gave us “Children of the Good Book”…

Dear TNY, boy howdy what a fucking long Monday this has been and it’s not yet evening and I just got to “Balloons”…

Dear TNY, holy fuck, buddy. “Old Babes in the Wood” is about as interesting as watching the paint/stain/who fucking cares in this story dry…

Dear TNY, I’m listening to Lofi Girl and just finished up with “Alvin”…

Dear TNY, “Separation”…dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb…

Dear TNY, fuck yes, you published “Featherweight”. Thank you…

Dear TNY, holy fuck is “Future Selves” a boot-smear of cold dogshit…

Dear TNY, it’s another Monday and now I’m in Colorado and I just tried to read “The Case for and Against Love Potions”. I say tried because I just couldn’t finish…

Dear TNY, today is my last full day here in sunny SoCal and I just got done reading “The Shape of a Teardrop”…

Dear TNY, hola amigos! I’m in SoCal right now and I just read “The Crooked House”…

Dear TNY, I can’t even explain what a strange turn my life has taken this week, and you give me “Good-Looking”…

Dear TNY, “Casting Shadows”, thanks for this oxymoron…

Dear TNY, I’m glad storytime is over with Grandpa, because that’s exactly what “A Wrinkle in the Realm” sounds like…

Dear TNY, it’s a new Monday and I’m in a new place doing new work and reading “The Wind”…

Dear TNY, it cannot be overstated how fucking terrible “A Challenge You Have Overcome” is…