Dear TNY, It’s a Monday and I have been crawling on the floor all day lofting a boat and now I’m eating cod and shrimp and writing to you about “Do Not Stop”… 

Dear TNY, There is absolutely no way I am wasting any more time on “All Rivers”… 

Dear TNY, So I’m a bit late on “Philosophy of the Foot.”  No matter, though…

Dear TNY, Well, we did it.  One year.  Forty-nine story reviews.  Here’s what I can say…

Dear TNY, “Acceptance Journey” is a big bowl of nothing fucking happens.  Cool story, bro…

Dear TNY, So, “Time for the Eyes to Adjust” eh…

Dear TNY, I don’t get “Chaunt”…   

Dear TNY, You are, once again, a massive waste of my time.  This particular tune was “The Frog King”…

Dear TNY, I honestly wish I could unread “Show Recent Some Love”…

Dear TNY, “Cattle Praise Song”.  I’ll never get that time back…

Dear TNY, “Backpack” is a runner right from the start…

Dear TNY, “Waugh”.  I don’t know what to say.  It’s not terrible.  But it didn’t break my heart. 

Dear TNY, I really enjoyed how short “Flaubert Again” was…

Dear TNY, The best part about “The Coast of Leitrim” is the donut I was eating whilst I read it…

Dear TNY, “The Rise and Rise of Annie Clark” is a brilliant fucking title…

Dear TNY, I did not finish “When We Were Happy We Had Other Names”… 

Dear TNY, Here’s the thing about “Poor Girl”:  It sucks…

Dear TNY, Fuck my face with this “Cecilia Awakened” bullshit…

Dear TNY, So I am a day late to “Audition” and I can honestly say that whatever I did yesterday (which was filled with substantial happiness, BTW) was better than this shit…

Dear TNY, “The Wind Cave.”  Fuck shit assface cock dick fuckwad ass shitstain…