Dear TNY, “Ways and Means”?  No, thank you. 

Dear TNY, “A Refugee Crisis.”  Jesus fuck is it honest.

Dear TNY, Rock Springs is in my top five favorite short story collections…

Dear TNY, I wanted to let you know that “I Walk Between the Raindrops” is reaffirming my previous assumptions about your policies on name-based publishing…

Dear TNY, Just wasted my time with “Now More Than Ever”.  Thanks for that…

Dear TNY, Well color me shocked because I just read “Under the Wave” and I don’t hate it…

Dear TNY, Another Monday, another story.  This time it’s “The First World”…

Dear TNY, Fuck you for thinking “The Luck of Kokura” is literature…

Dear TNY, I was shocked to find out that the last big dump of stories you published were for something called “The Fiction Issue”…

Dear TNY, I couldn’t be bothered to finish "Fungus”…

Dear TNY, Thanks for the airport literature that is “Orange World”…

Dear TNY, Ugh.  “Silver Tiger.”  Are you fucking kidding…

Dear TNY, Sometimes we find the right story…

Dear TNY, Well, “The Long Black Line” is the 20th story this year and this is my 20th letter and I have to say I regret this project…

Dear TNY, I’m at a Marriott bar on a Monday afternoon on the East Coast for work travel, wishing you could save me from this garbage existence, and I just finished “Without Inspection” and have confirmed that you suck…

Dear TNY, I normally do not look up the author of a piece for this project, but I happened to note the italicized blurb following “The Boarder”…

Dear TNY, So, I just cruised through “Treatments” and I gotta say...wow...

Dear TNY, “A Flawless Science.”  Fuck my face, guys. What an utter piece of shit...

Dear TNY, It’s another Monday.  And I actually popped out of bed this morning looking forward to this week’s story “How Did We Come to Know You?”...

Dear TNY, I am pleasantly surprised by “The State of Nature”.  In fact, I would say I liked this story.