Dear TNY, I read “Life with Spider”…

Dear TNY, a day late, but here I am with my response to “Poor Houdini”…

Dear TNY, here we are midway through January, and I just cruised through “Chance the Cat”…

Dear TNY, first story of the year is “The Beach House”…

Dear TNY, well, I don’t know what to say…

Dear TNY, it’s Tuesday because I took Christmas off and I just finished “Crown Heights North”…

Dear TNY, fuck your fuckass story “The Good Denis” with an elephant cock inflated by elephantiasis…

Dear TNY, “Keats at Twenty-Four” is crap…

Dear TNY, what a week of interiority and the examination of one’s own self-centered bullshit (turns out, we are all embarrassing sacks of doo-dungus), and here we sit looking at “Incoming”…

Dear TNY, Jesus Assfucking Christ is “Beauty Contest” terrible…

Dear TNY, it’s Tuesday.  And the reason I’m writing you on a Tuesday was not, in fact, my new busy interesting life, but is, instead, because I saw that your new story “According to Alice” was written by AI.

Dear TNY, another Monday and I’m plowing through another story; this one being “Our Time is Up”…

Dear TNY, it’s the end of October, which is astonishing, and I just finished up with “The Ghosts of Gloria Lara”…

Dear TNY, I’m writing this shit on a Monday (recently that’s been more difficult to accomplish) and the story you gave me was “Upstate”…

Dear TNY, it’s not Monday and I just got to “I Am Pizza Rat”…

Dear TNY, Monday.  “The Choc-Ice Woman”…

Dear TNY, “Heart” is this Monday’s bit of words…

Dear TNY, my life is a fucking movie and I’m at the part of the plot where we transition from heightened perfection to the fires of conflict into the realm of the deep, deep understanding…and you have given us “Bruises”.

Dear TNY, my head and face are sunburned and it’s another Monday and you have brought us “The Narrow Way”…

Dear TNY, what a wretched piece of shit “Ladies’ Lunch II”…wait, I mean “On the Agenda” is…