Dear TNY, what ho!  “Late Love”…

Dear TNY, I read “Finistère”…

Dear TNY, it’s amateur hour this Monday with “Bozo”…

Dear TNY, this must be an April Fool’s joke because fuck this Monday’s story, “Allah Have Mercy”…

Dear TNY, here we are again and you’ve served up “Neighbors”…

Dear TNY, our organic spaceship has revolved a few more time while sailing around its flat, elliptical path around ol’ Sol, bringing us to another Monday where I finished your installment titled “The Time Being”…

Dear TNY, it’s Tuesday and I finally got to “Hostel”…

Dear TNY, another Monday has come around and I just finished up “The Spit of Him”…

Dear TNY, I was glad to have last week off and this week hath brought us “On the Night of the Khatam”…

Dear TNY, time is a peregrine falcon deeply diving (maximum speed of 240mph, sweet baby Jesus!) and I just finished “That Girl”…

Dear TNY, I read “Life with Spider”…

Dear TNY, a day late, but here I am with my response to “Poor Houdini”…

Dear TNY, here we are midway through January, and I just cruised through “Chance the Cat”…

Dear TNY, first story of the year is “The Beach House”…

Dear TNY, well, I don’t know what to say…

Dear TNY, it’s Tuesday because I took Christmas off and I just finished “Crown Heights North”…

Dear TNY, fuck your fuckass story “The Good Denis” with an elephant cock inflated by elephantiasis…

Dear TNY, “Keats at Twenty-Four” is crap…

Dear TNY, what a week of interiority and the examination of one’s own self-centered bullshit (turns out, we are all embarrassing sacks of doo-dungus), and here we sit looking at “Incoming”…

Dear TNY, Jesus Assfucking Christ is “Beauty Contest” terrible…